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”Inside every older person is a younger person ~~ wondering what the hell happened.” ~~Cora Harvey Armstrong

 

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“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.” ~~Helen Hayes (at 73)

 

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“I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.” ~~Janette Barber

 

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"Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary: I humbly pray to heaven above that I love the man I marry." ~~Anouk Aimée, French actor

 

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“Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.” ~~Jan King

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“Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.” ~~Lily Tomlin

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“You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears. ~~Geri Jewell

 

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“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.” ~~Carrie Snow

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“Life looks so much better through Margarita filled glasses.” ~~Barb Busi

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“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.”

~~Laurie Kuslansky

 

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“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.” ~~Erma Bombeck

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“Old age ain't no place for sissies.” ~~Bette Davis


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“A good education can open many doors, but big boobs can knock them down.” ~~Amanda Iacona

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“A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.” ~~Rhonda Hansome

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“The phrase "working mother" is redundant…” ~~Jane Sellman

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“Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.”

~~Jennifer Unlimited

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“Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.” ~~Charlotte Whitton

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“My best advice for raising children? Just have girls. My best housekeeping advice? Never wash clothes with a wringer washer, naked.” ~~Betty Iacona


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“Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.” ~~Caryn Leschen

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“I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.” ~~Jennifer Unlimited

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“Giving birth is like being hit in crotch with a sledge hammer.”

~~Bonnie Stock

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“If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.” ~~Catherine Aird

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“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ~~ and I'm also not blonde.” ~~Dolly Parton

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“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.” ~~Erica Jong

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“If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.” ~~Sue Grafton

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“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.” ~~Roseanne Barr

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“I think~~-therefore I'm single.” ~~Lizz Winstead

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“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” ~~Elayne Boosler

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“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” ~~Maryon Pearson
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man~~if you want anything done, ask a woman.” ~~Margaret Thatcher

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“I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.” ~~Gloria Steinem

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“I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.” ~~Marie Corelli

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“If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?” ~~Linda Ellerbee

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“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”

~~Zsa Zsa Gabor

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“Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.”

~~Eleanor Roosevelt

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“There's nothing like a good kidney stone to erase the memory of childbirth.”

~~Debbi Conroy

 

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